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ruinleon:

teamfreekickass:

mymywhatacleverblog:

teamfreekickass:

Eating hot foods with glasses problems

You are what you eat c;

I don’t know if you are calling me a cup of noodles or if you’re calling me hot, but are planning to eat me. 

there are two ways he can eat you….

ruinleon:

teamfreekickass:

mymywhatacleverblog:

teamfreekickass:

Eating hot foods with glasses problems

You are what you eat c;

I don’t know if you are calling me a cup of noodles or if you’re calling me hot, but are planning to eat me. 

there are two ways he can eat you….

urtotallynotpunkrock:

things i like:

  • reading
  • learning

things i do not like:

  • reading for a grade
  • learning for a grade

so basically school ruins my motivation for things

shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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pocketmoony:

This made me laugh so hard!

dragon-in-a-fez:

a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian

dragon-in-a-fez:

a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian

6sterlingskulls:

I like to think that with Project Freelancer using them as multiple test subjects, both physical and mental, that Agent Washington was an experiment in what would happen if you put a lesser soldier in with a superior group.

Would Agent Washington succeed? Or would the better soldiers single him out, alienate and reject him?

With Washington, I’m sure the Director’s results were: “They adopted him and bought him twirly straws. Wtf.”

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thecoolestcucumber:

The Hobbit : The Desolation Of Smaug

Legolas Greenleaf 

Prince Of The Woodland Realm

sophielostandfound:

hugheslair:

sansaofhousestark:

a show is only as good as its filler episodes

and avatar: the last airbender was on a whole other level

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this was what a filler episode SHOULD be, it may not have furthered the plot, but it did highlight the characters and deepen our understanding of them

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

raydayton:

rt employees in tank tops are very important 

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Matt Hullum: We did not animate him.. on purpose.. to be abusing himself.

kigaltan:


thefstandsforfuckyeah:

cineraria:

World Battleground, 1000 years of war in 5 minutes - YouTube

PLACES THAT NEED TO CALM DOWN: EUROPE.


i love how it’s pretty calm and then BOOM WORLD WAR TWO

kigaltan:

thefstandsforfuckyeah:

cineraria:

World Battleground, 1000 years of war in 5 minutes - YouTube

PLACES THAT NEED TO CALM DOWN: EUROPE.

i love how it’s pretty calm and then BOOM WORLD WAR TWO

shuckl:

sirruraccoon:

shuckl:

watchthelightfade:

shuckl:

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

people might not want to be called dude

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

godyouaremorethanenough1:

celestialcyanide:

thestripperdiaries:

ITS TIME.



Yes!!!

spookynixon:

technowizmod:

livingtombstone:

i spent like 2 hours on this im sorry

This song went from old-school kooky to like.

Skeleton rave.